… A Gummy Bear.
National Tell a Joke Day is celebrated annually August 16th.
This day is easy to participate in, just tell a joke. You can do it in person, or pass along a few humorous emails. The more jokes you tell, the more fun this day will be.
I’ll start … thanks to short-funny.com
Daughter: “Mom, can I get a cat or a dog at Christmas, please?“
Mom: "No honey, you will be getting turkey, like every Christmas!“
If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?
Why did the balloon go near the needle?
-He wanted to be a pop star.
BD Laser Max w/Red Jaw
Dual Mode Refrigerant Gas Leak Detector
DSS-5000P Battery Diagnostic Tool
The DSS-5000P is the battery diagnostic tool required for Battery Maintenance and Warranty by Nissan North America. Nissan highly recommends all shops have multiple units in their dealership to service vehicles.
NOTE: The Midtronics DSS-5000P has replaced the EXP-800. All testing required will be conducted with the 165-DSS-5000P-NI diagnostic tool.
Today, August 10th is National Lazy Day.
It is a great day to do a lot of nothing. Most of us till have to go to work, but even if you subtract 8 hours from the day you still have 16 hours to do absolutely nothing. Here are five suggestions:
It’s National Lazy Day, accomplish all the above and you don’t even have to apologize!
Wet Mix Immersion Separator HEPA Vacuum
OEM certification programs require HEPA dust extraction of aluminum,
carbon fiber and other advanced materials to prevent these particles
from circulating around the shop.
The Wet Mix Immersion Vacuum is designed specifically for the capture of combustible, corrosive and toxic dust such as aluminum, carbon fiber, titanium and hexavalent chromium coatings.
The wet mix vacuum draws air and collected particulate into the immersion tank and forces it through a rolling water bath, thoroughly wetting dust out of the air stream.
Automatic Heated Aqueous Parts Washer UL/CSA Listed
Automatic, water-based parts cleaning system that enables companies to get rid of hazardous solvents and to save hours that used to be wasted on hand cleaning.
Ideal for parts cleaning, brakes, gears, rods, transmissions, etc.!
X9 Rotor Matching System
August 3rd is National Watermelon Day. Watermelon is a great summer food. Refreshing and sweet … the perfect hot weather treat!
Picking a great watermelon is as easy as 1, 2, 3.
1. Look the watermelon over.
You are looking for a firm, symmetrical watermelon that is free from bruises, cuts or dents.
2. Lift it up.
The watermelon should be heavy for its size. Watermelon is 92% water, most of the weight is water.
3. Turn it over.
The underside of the watermelon should have a creamy yellow spot from where it sat on the ground and ripened in the sun.
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20 Gallon Fluid Evacuator with Transparent Bowl
Tire Taxi Standard Wheel Cart
The Tire Taxi makes moving tires through service bays and storage areas fast and safe.
Easy Roller Vehicle Positioning System
The Easy Roller provides a technician with a simple and efficient method of moving a disabled vehicle around a shop environment.
Nissan Express Service Red Cart STC5 & Complete Tool Kit
BD Laser Max Bundle Package
Save $666 Today + FREE Shipping and Vacuum System with Purchase of BD Laser Max Bundle Package (425-9200080-K)!*
*Pricing good through September 30, 2018
Open Leg Workbench with Stainless Steel Top
*Pricing good through September 30, 2018
Ugly Truck Day is held every year on July 20th.
“Ugly Truck Day is a celebration of hard-working trucks that have been beat to hell. Ugly trucks have dents, scratches, bizarrely repaired damage, and makeshift modifications of questionable quality. But all of these ugly scars add up to a quintessential characteristic worthy of an (still unofficial) national holiday.” - uglytruckday.com
If you have a truck that matches this description, this is a day to drive it proudly. Every dent, ding and scratch on your truck is a battle scar that has a story to be told!
SAVE $282 + FREE FREIGHT!
Rhino-Mat All In One Mat Wash & Dry System
Perfect mats every time! It will have your customers coming back for more!